The Median Sib

As usual, I walked into the gym this morning for bus duty. My fellow bus duty monitor met me with the following words:

“Only 38 days!”

I immediately knew what she was talking about, and I’m sure that anyone who reads this and is even remotely connected to a school also knows what she meant. There are only THIRTY-EIGHT school days left before summer vacation! That’s a news item worthy of a poem. So here goes:

The Countdown Begins

Joy! There are only thirty-eight days of school left!

Panic! There are only thirty-eight days of school left -

To rise at five as day is dawning

To sit in meetings without yawning

To race to the gym for morning duty

To teach children that reading is beauty

To test, assess, instruct, inspire

To coach, to cheer, to light their fire

To comfort, listen, encourage and chide

To drill, enlighten, inform and guide

To get them ready for next year’s grade

And hope by August their zeal won’t fade

Thirty-eight days of bustling and running

Come day thirty-nine, I’m at the beach sunning!

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Let me know where to pick up my poetry award.

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Stacie Says:
April 4th, 2006 at 8:21 pm

OMG!!! I LOVE it!!! As a fellow teacher, I sooooo understand and agree with, every word of this great little ditty! Good job!

Jane Says:
April 5th, 2006 at 7:21 am

That is FABULOUS!!! Truthfully, you should send that to a teacher’s publication. It is very clever.

William Teach Says:
April 5th, 2006 at 4:21 pm

I’m usually not one for poetry, but that was really beautiful.

carol Says:
April 5th, 2006 at 6:55 pm

He he he! Yea - just beautiful! Thanks everyone. Just a little rhyme I came up with. I really appreciate your taking the time to comment. I just love comments. Thanks for stopping by.

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May 10th, 2006 at 7:23 pm

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