Just had a good laugh at Ruthlace where she has listed some police quotes.  You can click over there to see all of them.  Here are my two favorites:

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

“You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t … Sign here.”

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 18th, 2006 at 10:34 pm and is filed under Blog Recommendations, Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.