A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
waited to be seated, he noticed that the maitre d’ was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,”Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if
Intrigued, the man said, “OK.”
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, “Sir, what is
The man answered, “Oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The
man was most impressed.
The next day he returned, but thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked,”What is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh, about 100”.
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he
returned. Again the robot asked the question,
“What is your IQ?”
This time the man drawled out,” Uh…..’bout 50.”
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
(Hat-tip Don and Dorothy)