This story gets weirder and weirder.  According to O.J. Simpson, he may have impregnated Anna Nicole Smith.  I guess he just hasn’t gotten enough publicity lately, and since Anna Nicole is dead and can’t dispute it, he may as well jump into the ring, too. 

The former American footballer has allegedly told documentary film maker Norman Pardo that he was ‘throwing his hat into the ring’ in the ongoing custody battle.

Pardo told the New York Post: ‘He (OJ) said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.’

SLOW-MOVING SPERM?  I guess he characterizes his sperm as slow-moving since a long period of time had passed since he allegedly had sex with ANS.  Or maybe that is his way of explaining how s-l-o-w-m-o-v-i-n-g he was in recognizing the opportunity to gain a little publicity and maybe even money via Anna Nicole’s untimely death.

Pardo also claims O J said: ‘I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.’

Now isn’t THAT the epitomy of absolute lack of class?  He’s like that other sleaze-ball (one of the Gabor sisters’ husband) who piped up about possibly fathering Dannielyn.

Simpson starred with the Playboy model in ‘Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult’ in 1994 and Pardo filmed with him from 2000 to 2005.

You know, I just wonder how Simpson found time to be with Anna Nicole Smith – when he was supposedly spending all his time looking for the murderer of his wife, Nicole – searching all those golf courses and bars – when DID he find time for ANS?

 Tiara tip to Linda.

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6 Responses to “O.J. throws his sperm. . .er I mean HAT into the ring of potential fathers of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby”

  1. f***ing lame Says:

    Your blog is still lame. Deleting comments that provide you corrections is even lamer, lamer.

    TMS: Your comment was deleted because you felt it was necessary to throw out a bunch of vulgarity to point out a simple typo. It was obviously a typo since the name was correct in the title. I even had to edit your name since you wanted to use a vulgarity for that – along with the obviously fake email address. My typo just gave an immature reader a chance to think he or she is better than someone else. I couldn’t care less whether or not you think my blog is lame. At least I can write a sentence or two without cursing, and if I want to write a negative comment, I have the integrity and courage to use my real email and web address. Grow up.

  2. Jane Says:

    O.J. Simpson is such a media whore! He is absolutely the poster child for ‘trash’.
    As for your previous commenter….I didn’t see the original but his response was enough. Some people just need to focus on something else!

    TMS: Thanks, Jane. In the text of the post I had originally written Anna Nicole SIMPSON instead of Smith. I had the name correct in the title. It was an obvious typo. I was just in a hurry and didn’t take time to proofread. There were two commenters (maybe just one who wanted to comment twice) who felt my typo was an excellent excuse to use a lot of profanity. Amazing, isn’t it? The comments were so obviously juvenile, they were laughable. I deleted both comments. They weren’t worth the effort to clean up enough to approve.

  3. Larisa Says:

    Hey, I wonder if OJ has seen the pics of the baby. I would venture to guess the very blond, blue eyed baby does not have OJ who is black as her father. What an idiot? He got away with murder can’t he just be quiet.

  4. Larisa Says:

    By the way I think it is wierd that the commenter before takes time to leave messages on blogs she feels are lame. That is pretty lame in and of itself. Also, she or he obviously keeps reading. Hum — what would that make her???

  5. MARY GALLARES Says:

    its rediculous?the story is gettine weirder everyday

  6. chamie gallares Says:

    it has been proven that larry birkhead is the father of baby dannielyn

    TMS: Uh – yeah! And I wrote about that, too. This post was written well before the DNA test results came back.

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