This story gets weirder and weirder.Â According to O.J. Simpson,Â heÂ may have impregnated Anna Nicole Smith.Â I guess he just hasn’t gotten enough publicity lately, and since Anna Nicole is dead and can’t dispute it, he may as well jump into the ring, too.Â
The former American footballer has allegedly told documentary film maker Norman Pardo that he was ‘throwing his hat into the ring’ in the ongoing custody battle.
Pardo told the New York Post: ‘He (OJ) said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.’
SLOW-MOVING SPERM?Â I guess he characterizes his sperm as slow-moving since a long period of time had passed since he allegedly had sex with ANS.Â Or maybe that is his way of explaining how s-l-o-w-m-o-v-i-n-g he was in recognizing the opportunity to gain a little publicity and maybe even money via Anna Nicole’s untimely death.
Pardo also claims O J said: ‘I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.’
Now isn’t THAT the epitomy of absolute lack of class?Â He’s like that other sleaze-ball (one of the Gabor sisters’ husband) who piped up about possibly fathering Dannielyn.
Simpson starred with the Playboy model in ‘Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult’ in 1994 and Pardo filmed with him from 2000 to 2005.
You know, I just wonder how Simpson found time to be with Anna Nicole Smith – when he was supposedly spending all his time looking for the murderer of his wife, Nicole – searching all those golf courses and bars – when DID he find time for ANS?
Â Tiara tip to Linda.