If you can’t settle things amicably, you can always follow this guy’s example.  It might decrease the re-sale value, though.

Man Chainsaws House in Two for Divorce

Reuters

BERLIN (March 9) – A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house — which was some 26 feet long and 6 meters wide — before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

“The man said he was just taking his due,” said a police spokesman. “But I don’t think his wife was too pleased.”

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother’s house where he has since been staying.

 Gee, you don’t think his immaturity and anger issues might have had anything to do with the marriage ending, do you?

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4 Responses to “Man uses chainsaw to divide house in divorce settlement!”

  1. Lyn Says:

    Unbelievable! People never cease to amaze me!

  2. Joan Says:

    I wonder why the woman couldn’t work it out with this reasonable evil man?

  3. Ruth Says:

    I belevei he was reaaly, really, really MAD.

  4. Ervin Fogle Says:

    Hey, at least it was better than bulldozing the house. Must have been one heck of a chainsaw.

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