The best line on TV tonight was the bachelor who remarked about one of the contestants:  Sometimes I think she’s “one sammy short of a picnic.”   Reality TV - you gotta love it.  Well, maybe not.

(less than 10 minutes later)  Okay, I take it back.  The best line of the evening is when the bachelor guy (don’t know his name) and some chick (don’t know her name) were getting a massage, and the chick says, “I like it hard.”  Supposedly she was referring to the intensity of the massage, but with obvious double meanings.

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