Tonight there will be another debate between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama.  Yawn!  Does anyone really want to listen to these two dishonest, self-serving, politicians of the worst kind debate each other?  I’ll save you a little time.  Here’s what will be said. Remember the following is merely MY interpretation of what will be said during the debate.

Clinton:  Obama should be ashamed of saying that Americans are bitter.  I think Americans are wonderfully optimistic and hopeful.  Oops. I shouldn’t have used the h-word.  Obama is an elitist

Obama: Clinton should be ashamed of saying that I should be ashamed of saying that Americans are bitter. Calling me an elitist is a racist thing to say.  I am merely telling the truth. Americans are tired of how horribly America has deteriorated over the past 8 years of this Republican presidency.

Clinton:  Bush is horrible.  Everything bad that has happened the last 8 years is his fault.  By the way, I think gun lovers are wonderful.  I fondly remember shooting guns when I was a girl.

Obama:  Clinton has an Annie Oakley complex.  People just misinterpreted what I said.  They also misunderstand my relationship with that wonderfully uncle-like mentor of mine, Jeremiah Wright.  I never have a need to apologize.

Clinton:  Obama needs more experience.

Obama:  Clinton has too much experience - all of it bad.

Clinton: I can take charge of the country from day one. 

Obama: I will bring hope and change to the country.

Clinton:  Elitist!

Obama: Annie Oakley!

See - I just saved you ninety minutes of absolute boredom.  (To repeat: The previous “debate” was my interpretation of what likely will be said).

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