So I was driving along this morning listening to the radio, and they’re talking about a “Crap Cannon” (also called a “Brown Note“) that people are worried will be unleashed on innocent political conventioneers in order to stop rioting this summer. There’s gonna be rioting at the Democratic convention and/or Republican convention this summer? Wow!
So the “Crap Cannon” is something that will make people, uh. . . here, I’ll just use a quote to let you know what it does.
Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon†- that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,†it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.
Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.
Oh no! What will they do to protect themselves from such dire circumstances?
His group is preparing against a possible attack by Brown Note and other crowd-control measures by dispatching street medics at the convention trained in treating injuries in demonstration situations.
My question is: How will the medics treat people who are victims of the Crap Cannon? Diaper rash ointment?
The good news: There is no such thing as a Crap Cannon (i.e. Brown Note)
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