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Nick Lachey’s choir beats out Patti LaBelle’s choir - and Patti is a very sore loser

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Nick LacheyI didn’t particularly enjoy Clash of the Choirs as a whole, although there were parts that I enjoyed a lot.  Mostly, though, it was a dud of a show. I watched the first night and the last night - and bits and pieces of the other night.  I’ve never been a Nick Lachey fan, but as I watched the show, Nick came through as one of the more humble musicians.  His choir sang songs that were believable.  I really disliked Patti LaBelle’s rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.”  She shrieked through the song from the beginning - and it seemed so staged and fake.  When Nick’s choir sang “What a Wonderful World” it was melodic and well performed.  It was also a win for the choir - not for the celebrity.

However, I didn’t really have much hope that Nick’s choir would win.  Everyone had carried on so much about how wonderful Patti was - how “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” had been so outstanding.  I didn’t see it - If they hadn’t announced that the song they were singing was “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” I sure wouldn’t have known it by listening to Patti sing.  The actual tune of the song was lost in all the yelling, facial contortions, shoe-throwing and theatrics.

I was pleased when Nick Lachey’s choir was announced the winner.  They deserved it.  They were the consistently best choir there. 

Then I read about Patti LaBelle’s remarks when she realized she hadn’t won.  Here’s the story:

In comments published on Philly.com, the Philadelphia Inquirer’s Web site, LaBelle did not appear overly gracious about her loss.Patti LaBelle

“It was a ripoff — somebody stole it from me,” she said before backing off a bit. “I’m still a winner, you know what I mean? I’m not taking anything away from Nick Lachey … I’m 63, he’s about 2. … It’s called Clash of the Choirs, not Clash of the Popularity.”

She’s not taking anything away from Nick Lachey? Well, yes she is. She’s saying he’s too young to win and that the only reason he won is because he is popular and not because his choir was the best. She insulted him and she insulted the people in his choir. Yes, it was called Clash of the Choirs, and that’s why Nick’s choir won. Patti’s choir was all about Patti. Even though Patti’s choir contained people who weren’t African American, she selected an African American charity. What a slap in the face for her non-African American choir members. It seems to me that she was interested in Patti and Patti’s interests - and not in her choir. No wonder Nick’s choir beat her so soundly. People like Patti LaBelle who lose a competition and, instead of congratulating the winners and being gracious, criticize the winners and claim that “somebody stole” the competition from them, just illustrate their own shallow, mean-spirited and self-involved personalities.

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Overheard conversation - just another day for a Church of Christ woman

Monday, December 17th, 2007

I listened to a conversation today.  It was between two fellow teachers - both of whom belong to a Church of Christ.  Wonderful, active, educated and vibrant women who have been working fulltime for many years - earning a paycheck that goes directly to their families:

First teacher:  “Ken gave me $150 to spend on the twins’ Christmas gifts.”

Second teacher nodded - no incredulity or shock - just a “that’s-how-it-is” nod. 

The conversation continued as they chatted about Christmas shopping.  I was still in shock.  Ken is her husband.  The twins are their children.  She works full time and earns a paycheck, and her husband “gave” her the money to buy their children Christmas gifts.  Amazing.

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What is wrong with people? Why MUST they inflict their pain on others?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

I’m sitting here listening to the evening news, and there is a report of a local man who shot his infant daughter, and then killed himself.  What kind of circumstances and mental processes would result in a father killing his own child?  There was the Omaha mall killer who wanted to die - who wrote that he didn’t want to be a burden for everyone anymore, but for some reason had to take eight innocent strangers with him.  If someone’s life is so awful that they simply must kill themselves, why do so many feel determined to take others with them?  I don’t understand it.

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Sudanese Muslims call for the Execution for teacher who allowed her class to name a teddy bear Muhammad

Friday, November 30th, 2007

The Sudanese Muslims want to execute the British teacher who allowed her class to affectionately name their teddy bear “Muhammad.”  There isn’t any rational argument for stating that Islam is a religion of peace.  This is the most outrageously stupid and dangerous thing.  Notice that the article mentions that people came out of the mosques after Friday sermons and started rioting.  I don’t know about you, but when I leave my Christian church, I feel more loving and charitable towards others.  My Christian religion makes me want to be kind and forgiving to others.  Jesus tells us to love others and to turn the other cheek.  Do you know of anyone leaving a Christian church bent on executing someone else - as a result of the sermon they just heard?  The whole Islam religion is crazy.

This whole story shows not only how full of hate and meanness the atmosphere of Islam is, but how stupid many of the followers are.  They are hurting their own cause in the eyes of the world - and I imagine they don’t care about their image in the world’s eyes.  They’re just so stupid and absurd, in fact, that this is the only case where a few of the reasonable minority of Muslims are actually speaking out against it… a very few anyway. 

Sudanese Call for Execution of Briton

By MOHAMED OSMAN,

AP

KHARTOUM, Sudan (Nov. 30) - Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad.”

The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who was sentenced Thursday to 15 days in prison and deportation. She avoided the more serious punishment of 40 lashes.

They massed in central Martyrs Square outside the presidential palace, where hundreds of riot police were deployed. They did not try to stop the rally, which lasted about an hour.

“Shame, shame on the U.K.,” protesters chanted.

They called for Gibbons’ execution, saying, “No tolerance: Execution,” and “Kill her, kill her by firing squad.”

The women’s prison where Gibbons is being held is far from the square.

Several hundred protesters, not openly carrying weapons, marched about a mile away to Unity High School, where Gibbons worked. They chanted slogans outside the school, which is closed and under heavy security, then marched toward the nearby British Embassy. They were stopped by security forces two blocks away from the embassy.

The protest arose despite vows by Sudanese security officials the day before, during Gibbons’ trial, that threatened demonstrations after Friday prayers would not take place. Some of the protesters carried green banners with the name of the Society for Support of the Prophet Muhammad, a previously unknown group.

Many protesters carried clubs, knives and axes - but not automatic weapons, which some have brandished at past government-condoned demonstrations. That suggested Friday’s rally was not organized by the government.

A Muslim cleric at Khartoum’s main Martyrs Mosque denounced Gibbons during one sermon, saying she intentionally insulted Islam. He did not call for protests, however.

“Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. But we welcome imprisonment and expulsion,” the cleric, Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri, a well-known hard-liner, told worshippers.

“This an arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching our children hatred of our Prophet Muhammad,” he said.

Britain, meanwhile, pursued diplomatic moves to free Gibbons. Prime Minister Gordon Brown spoke with a member of her family to convey his regret, his spokeswoman said.

“He set out his concern and the fact that we were doing all we could to secure her release,” spokeswoman Emily Hands told reporters.

Most Britons expressed shock at the verdict by a court in Khartoum, alongside hope it would not raise tensions between Muslims and non-Muslims in Britain.

“One of the good things is the U.K. Muslims who’ve condemned the charge as completely out of proportion,” said Paul Wishart, 37, a student in London.

“In the past, people have been a bit upset when different atrocities have happened and there hasn’t been much voice in the U.K. Islamic population, whereas with this, they’ve quickly condemned it.”

Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary-general of the Muslim Council of Britain, accused the Sudanese authorities of “gross overreaction.”

“This case should have required only simple common sense to resolve. It is unfortunate that the Sudanese authorities were found wanting in this most basic of qualities,” he said.

The Muslim Public Affairs Committee, a political advocacy group, said the prosecution was “abominable and defies common sense.”

The Federation of Student Islamic Societies, which represents 90,000 Muslim students in Britain and Ireland, called on Sudan’s government to free Gibbons, saying she had not meant to cause offense.

“We are deeply concerned that the verdict to jail a schoolteacher due to what’s likely to be an innocent mistake is gravely disproportionate,” said the group’s president, Ali Alhadithi.

The Ramadhan Foundation, a Muslim youth organization, said Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir should pardon the teacher.

“The Ramadhan Foundation is disappointed and horrified by the conviction of Gillian Gibbons in Sudan,” said spokesman Mohammed Shafiq.

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, spiritual leader of the world’s 77 million Anglicans, said Gibbons’ prosecution and conviction was “an absurdly disproportionate response to what is at worst a cultural faux pas.”

Foreign Secretary David Miliband summoned the Sudanese ambassador late Thursday to express Britain’s disappointment with the verdict. The Foreign Office said Britain would continue diplomatic efforts to achieve “a swift resolution” to the crisis.

Gibbons was arrested Sunday after another staff member at the school complained that she had allowed her 7-year-old students to name a teddy bear Muhammad. Giving the name of the Muslim prophet to an animal or a toy could be considered insulting.

The case put Sudan’s government in an embarrassing position - facing the anger of Britain on one side and potential trouble from powerful Islamic hard-liners on the other. Many saw the 15-day sentence as an attempt to appease both sides.

In The Times, columnist Bronwen Maddox said the verdict was “something of a fudge … designed to give a nod to British reproof but also to appease the street.”

Britain’s response - applying diplomatic pressure while extolling ties with Sudan and affirming respect for Islam - had produced mixed results, British commentators concluded.

In an editorial, The Daily Telegraph said Miliband “has tiptoed around the case, avoiding a threat to cut aid and asserting that respect for Islam runs deep in Britain. Given that much of the government’s financial support goes to the wretched refugees in Darfur and neighboring Chad, Mr. Miliband’s caution is understandable.”

Now, however, the newspaper said, Britain should recall its ambassador in Khartoum and impose sanctions on the Sudanese regime.

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I guess if you’re rich, you don’t need a hotel Bible

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

BibleApparently, some of the upscale hotels no longer provide a Bible in their rooms - even though the Bibles are provided free by Gideons International.

Here’s the story:

We’ve seen a lot of hotel trends over the years, plasma TVs, the rise of free wi-fi, pillow butlers, in-room fitness equipment and all sorts of adjustments as hotels adapt to the greening of America but the latest might just be the disappearance of an old favorite. ABC News has a story on the fact that luxury hotels are ditching the tradition of the Bible tucked in the bedside drawer. According to the American Hotel and Lodging Association, the number of luxury hotels that stock the Bible and other religious items has dropped 18 percent since 2001. Luxury chains taking part in the trend include Kimpton Hotels, the Borgata in Atlantic City and the Gansevoort Hotel Group. The hotels all offer various religious materials that are available by request.

This trend is on the luxury side. In other motels, hotels and inns, the number of in-room Bibles has increased from 79 percent in 1988 to 95 percent today. In fact, a survey from the American Hotel and Lodging Association reveals that the more you pay for a hotel room the less likely you are to see a Bible. A full 99 percent of economy hotels have a Bible in the room but just 73 percent of luxury hotels provide one. Also Bibles are least likely to be found in urban hotels and resorts and are most often at hotels near interstate highways or at airports.

I guess rich people don’t need anything to worship  other than their money.

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Funniest (strangest) quote of the week - thanks to Heather Mills

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Heather Mills is angry that people drink milk.  Really.  Supposedly ”meat, dairy and fish are principal causes of global environmental collapse.”  I kid you not.  That’s what they claim.  The full story is HERE, but here’s the quote.  Don’t you just love it?

“We are the only species that drinks another person’s milk, so why aren’t we drinking rat’s milk, or dog’s milk, or cat’s milk, that’s how crazy it is,” she said.

“It’s mad that we are having cow’s milk. Even cows don’t drink it after one year but we continue forever.”

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Saudi Court Teaches Rape Victim a Lesson - No Wonder She Was Raped!

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Really, how DARE a Saudi woman be out in public in the presence of a man who isn’t her relative - even if it’s someone she knew in high school.  Guess she deserves to be gang-raped by the seven men who accosted both her and her high school acquaintance.  And not only does she deserve to be raped but deserves to be sentenced to six months in jail and 200 lashes for her unlawful behavior (i.e. talking to a high school friend in public).  HERE’s the story, if you care to read it.

Really, folks, do we truly want to defend the Muslim religion.  This isn’t some small militant sect of Islam.  This is the judicial system of an entire country.  Don’t you think it’s time we condemn this “religion”?  It is nothing more than an excuse to brutalize women in general and terrorize non-Muslim man or woman. 

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“The View” audience was cheated

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

I’m home from work today, and the TV is on.  I rarely watch “The View” but it’s what’s on TV right now.  Whoopi Goldberg is celebrating her birthday.  So she just showed an Elmo doll, and announced that everyone in the studio audience would receive a free Elmo doll today.  Now Oprah gave each of her audience a free car a few years back, and audiences have received other gifts - both large and small . . . but an Elmo doll!

Can you imagine the audience reaction.  All the things that people give away on TV, and on the one day they’re in the audience of “The View” they get an Elmo!  I’ve been laughing ever since that segment aired.  They should get a free t-shirt, too: “I waited months to be in the audience of “The View” and all I got for my trouble was an Elmo doll.”

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How about rooting for our side for a change, you liberal moron!

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

It’s always interesting to check my site meter to see the search words that landed people at THE MEDIAN SIB.  Someone Googled the following sentence - “How about rooting for our side for a change,  you liberal moron!” -  and ended up here.  They were likely looking for the following graphic which I will gladly provide.  Amen and amen.

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Kellie Pickler’s Boobs and My Sitemeter

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

I just glanced at my sitemeter and was astonished to see that I’d had more than a hundred hits the last little while as a result of internet searches with “Kellie Pickler Boob Job” (or some other version of the same theme) as the search words.  What is going on with Kellie Pickler, I wondered?  I’d written a post about her appearance on American Idol last March.  Why the sudden interest in her?  Since March I’ve had at least a few searches for her each day. . . but hundreds?!  Kellie was definitely in the news again.

Then a few minutes ago I turned on the TV and saw that Pickler was up for an award on the Country Music Awards.  She’s also scheduled to sing. 

Mystery solved.  I think. the Country Music Awards are being shown on ABC tonight.  I just caught a glimpse of Kellie when they showed her waiting to see who won in her category (she didn’t).  Maybe earlier she was interviewed and her breast augmentation was obvious and that inspired a lot of people to look her up on the internet

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