The Median Sib

Today at school I was working with a group of fourth graders. One little boy asked if I had a Bible in my classroom. I said that I didn’t. I have thousands of books in the room, but not a Bible. Then a little girl pulled out a Bible she had in her bookbag. She pointed out a couple of verses she liked, and then said she was memorizing Plasma 23. At first I was puzzled. Plasma? PLASMA? Then the answer dawned on me.

“Psalms 23?” I asked.

“Yes!” she answered. ” I couldn’t remember how to say it!”