The Median Sib Archives

Most Stupid Thing I’ve Read In A Long Time

This is from a post on Demoncratic Underground. (Oops! Misspelled the D-word, but it fits, so I’ll leave it). From someone with the name “TallahasseeGrannie.” Incredible!

(Speaking of Osama Bin Laden and the recent videotape) - and how it was probably a fake orchestrated by President Bush to swing public opinion his way)

Actually, I don’t think he ever existed. I think he is a muppet. But if he IS real and IS willing to stop in Iraq and Afghanistan, that would be good news. Not that I want attacks here, but we can absorb them a lot lot better than those poor people. If it is real (and I hear you about the orchestrated element) it seems rather promising? Or am I drinking the Kool-aid. I really like the orange flavor.

Yes, you are drinking the Kool-Aid that the whole Demoncratic party - liberal wing is serving.
If it weren’t so dangerous, it would be humorous. Oh sure, Bin Laden will stop in Iraq and Afghanistan. Everything he has said up to this point was a lie. He really doesn’t want to kill Americans. Forget 9-11. Absorb that. Forget the beheadings. Absorb those. He’s offering up an olive branch - Can’t we all just get along?

The Best Line I’ve Heard In A Long Time

Larry at Blame Bush! has come through again with this gem:

Bush continues to deny that he has done anything wrong and insists that he will only eavesdrop on the telephone conversations of people who are “a threat to national security”. But that could describe just about any liberal Democrat in Congress.

Don’t you just love it?

My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Tells It Like It Is

My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has one of the best posts I’ve read lately. I agree with every single word of it, and after watching and hearing all the dangerous idiocy from the left lately, I’m getting to the point of feeling as strongly.

Oldie but Goodie

How to Stay Married
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents.
“When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”
“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

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