The Median Sib

Guppyman’s Rant Zone has a great post written by a soldier in Iraq. It is well worth the visit. It is good to hear about the war in Iraq by someone who is there and knows what is going on first-hand rather than from protestors who often have no clue what they’re protesting.

READER’S DIGEST is one of my favorite magazine, and it’s one of only two that I subscribe to regularly. In the February 2006 issue, they have a list of pickup lines (p. 170) that made me laugh. What do you think? Have you heard worse? or better?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have any raisens? No? How ’bout a date?